One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not.
You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.
Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me
here’s a better depiction
try this, actually
you think you’re gonna win this
Oh I don’t think. I know
petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever
im really mad at how accurate this is
A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
Is that even the same person
is that eye patch a headband and a bottle cap?