Posted 43 seconds ago

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)

Posted 51 seconds ago
  1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  2. guys: ew fat chicks
  3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
Posted 38 minutes ago
adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

Posted 38 minutes ago

sylviabal:

michaelvarrati:

tommyjarvisx3:

always reblog

I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.

Posted 1 hour ago

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 hour ago

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems)

Posted 2 hours ago

We can do this, you and I ( by  Penelope's Loom)
We can do this, you and I ( by  Penelope's Loom)

(Source: pitokki)

Posted 2 hours ago

thecutestofthecute:

Newfies are really just big fluffy bears.

Posted 2 hours ago

princestyle:

✖️Bow down to a goddess✖️

Posted 2 hours ago

asutori:

a scientist is never too busy to send silly snapchats to his boyfriend